1. Food poisoning puts me out faster than any other sickness
2. Making myself throw up just to feel better is something I never thought I could do. Then today happened.
3. Dylan is the most patient little boy. I've been on the couch all day (when I'm not hovering over the toilet) and he has been good to just watch his shows all day long. Sorry kid. Tomorrow your amazingly fun mom will be back ;)
4. Crying makes the body aches that come with food poisoning not feel so bad.
5. I can fall asleep in the bath tub. This has never happened to me before until today. And it happened 4 times. I guess only getting 2 hours of sleep due to vomiting takes it out of you.
6. God's hands is in everything. Brett just happened to bring home a giant jug of Gatorade last night after work. He never brings home Gatorade. Ever. We have been married almost 4 years and I can count the number if times he has bought it on one hand. That stuff has saved my booty today. Brett wasn't able to take work off to stay home with me, so some divine intervention was definitely involved.
7. Next time I get food poisoning, I'm going to remember that getting up too fast after vomiting may result in loss of consciousness.
